<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002804.html">12PM He Aced the Mixed Drinks Portion of the Bar Exam</a></b><br/>
Defense attorney: Objection, Your Honor. The prosecution continues to assert this witness is an expert but has offered no evidence to support the claim. <br/>Judge: Sustained. Mr. Martin*, is this witness your expert?<br/>Prosecutor: Yes, Your Honor.<br/>Judge: Would you care to establish for the court why the witness is an expert in the field of pediatrics?<br/>Prosecutor: Cause he...ummm...knows stuff?<br/><br/>State Court<br>Austin, Texas<br/><br/>Overheard by: Xen<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 7, 2006