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Male exec: I won't be able to be at the pitch. My grandfather died.<br/>Female exec: Oh my God, I'm so sorry.<br/>Male exec: It's okay, I still have my other grandfather.<br/>Female exec: That's why you have two children, right? If one of them dies, you've still got the other one, so it's not so sad.<br/><br/>Dreamworks, 100 Universal Plaza<br>Universal City, California<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shrek<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 1, 2006