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<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002749.html">11AM Rule of Thumb: Don't Hire Anyone Who Has Ever Performed a <em>Mortal Kombat</em> Move in Real Life</a></b><br/> Applicant, explaining multi-year gap in employment history: I got sent to jail for stabbing a guy twelve times, but it was bullshit.<br/>Manager: Oh yeah?<br/>Applicant: Yeah. I only stabbed him six times; I just had two knives in my hand. It was bullshit.<br/>Manager: Hmm. I see.<br/><br/>Indianapolis, Indiana<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shatmandu<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Aug 29, 2006
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