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Loan officer: My husband's parents were married for 50 years.<br/>Receptionist: What's the secret of being married that long?<br/>Collector: Alcohol.<br/><br/>802 South Westnedge Avenue<br>Kalamazoo, Michigan<br/><br/>Overheard by: just passing by<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Aug 28, 2006