<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002729.html"> 9AM How to Get Put on Hold Until Your Kid's Out of Diapers</a></b><br/> Staff: Hi, this is Happy Toddler, Inc.*, how can I help you?<br/>Customer: I bought these Happy Toddler baby wipes yesterday and instead of a single wipe you'd expect to be protruding from the center so you can pull them out, this one I got had a bunch of wipes protruding out, looking like a hernia. I had to hold down the bulk of the wipes from the center. I had to get my tweezers and fish into the depths of the container and finally pull out a wipe.<br/>Staff: Ok, ma'am. Can I put you on hold?<br/><br/>Perth, Western Australia<br/><br/>Overheard by: only hernia-ed it<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Aug 25, 2006