<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002689.html"> 2PM Tonight on WWE Smackdown: Clash of the Bureaucrats!</a></b><br/> FBI agent: Excuse me, I'm an investigator for the FBI. I would like a copy of a student's transcript.<br/>Registrar: Ok. You need to pay a $7 transcript fee.<br/>FBI agent: Uh. I don't think I need to pay that. I'm an investigator for the FBI.<br/>Registrar: <em>Everybody</em> has to pay for a transcript. <br/>FBI agent: I think I will have to speak to your supervisor.<br/>Registrar: I'm sorry, but that's what the sign says.<br/><br/>John Jay College of Criminal Justice, 10th Avenue<br>New York, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Waiting next in line<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Aug 18, 2006