<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002378.html">12PM It's the Color Your Heart Turns When You Reject God's Will</a></b><br/> Sales manager: So as of our next issue, the logo will no longer be purple.<br>Rep: How come? <br>Sales manager: Because purple is associated with homosexuals.<br>Rep: I thought rainbow colors were the gay color tip-off?<br>Sales manager: No, it's purple. And I know that's true because that's what they paint their front doors.<br>Rep: I have never heard that. Why would they do that?<br>Sales manager: So they can identify themselves to each other.<br>Rep: Oh, I get it. So when they're driving around the city they can say, "Oh look, Dwayne, a purple door! Let's stop in and get some decorating tips!"<br><br>600 East Main Street<br>Louisville, KY <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jun 30, 2006