<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002164.html"> 4PM Second Shift</a></b><br/> Customer: What's the difference between fiction and nonfiction? I always forget. Dumbfounded coworker: Ummmm, nonfiction is true and fiction isn't. Next customer. . . Coworker: Hi, do you need help? Customer: Yeah, are we on the east coast or the west coast? Dumfounded coworker: east coast [rolls eyes]. Customer: Then why do you sell books on west coast birds? Angry manager: Because people like to go on vaction to bird watch. Customer: That's stupid. I don't even know why my wife wants to look at these stupid birds anyway. Angry manager to dumbfounded coworker: It's gonna be one of those days, isn't it? Dumbfounded coworker: Yeah, all the retards are out tonight. 425 Jerico Turnpike Syosset, New York<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, May 26, 2006