<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/001974.html">12PM Lunch</a></b><br/> Co-worker #1: Rumor mill is churning... apparently some analysts have happy hour plans from 6-8 at a bar upstairs from Planet Hollywood... $3 drinks. [John], you should be able to afford that after selling all of your earthly possessions except for suit pants and a few white shirts. [John]: From selling my car I can buy 6,000 beers. So drink drink drink drink chug chug chug. Co-worker #2: Or you can just buy 3,000 beers and buy us fancy dinner. [John]: How about 3,000 beers and 3,000 hamsters? It's only $3.00 apiece from Pavonia Newport mall in Jersey. We'll use the hamsters to make fur coats... Might be patchy due to the color variation of the hamsters. Co-worker #2: How about 3,000 beers and 3,000 hamsters, and we'll make ourselves a hamster farm in the men's bathroom. Within 2 weeks, 3,000 hamsters will increase exponentially, and once we're done selling them all, we'll have more than enough money to buy real fur coats. Co-worker #1: We could eat the hamsters, too -- a good source of protein, also filling yet not too high on the calorie counter. Within six months, we can look like guys in fitness commercials, and mask our self-loathing with biceps and frosty tips. [John]: Hamsters make good drinking buddies with their itsy weenie beer mugs and blunt humor. Let's try not to eat them. 270 Park Avenue New York, New York<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Apr 27, 2006