<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000879.html"> 2PM Install Sprinklers and Asbestos</a></b><br/> Office Clerk #1: Have you noticed that there aren't any ceiling sprinklers in this entire building? Office Clerk #2: Y'know, you're right. But there are smoke detectors. Office Clerk #1: And those will certainly help put out the flames when we're trapped in our cubicles. Supervisor: Well...maybe the sprinklers are above the false ceiling. Employee #1: Oh...so when there is a fire the sprinklers will soak the ceiling tiles which will cause them to fall to the ground and smother the flames? 406 West 34th Street Kansas City, Missouri<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 31, 2005