<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000875.html"> 1PM Lunch</a></b><br/> Boss: Where did that report go? I have a meeting in less than ten minutes! Where did you put that report?...I just had it! Why do you keep hiding things on me? Secretary: Look in your briefcase. Boss: It's not in my briefcase! I just looked in it! <em>Why would it be in my briefcase</em>? Secretary: Because you just put it in there, dumbass. Boss: No, I didn't! I would know if it's in my briefcase! Secretary: You sure? Boss: Yes! I'm positive! I know it's not...Oh, here it is. Secretary: And where was it...? Boss: In my briefcase. Secretary: Dumbass...go to your meeting and stop bugging me. Boss: I have to buy you lunch again, don't I? Secretary: Yep. And don't even think that Burger King is going to cut it this time. One Penn Plaza New York, NY Overheard by: mshorty <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 31, 2005