<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000541.html">12PM They're Finally Gonna Cork That Pesky Volcano</a></b><br/> Co-worker: Would you like a donut? Enormous woman: No, thank you. Co-worker: Why not? Are you on a diet or something? Enormous woman: Actually, yes, I am on a diet. I am going on vacation to Hawaii at the end of the month and I have only six more pounds to lose until I reach my goal! I want to take a helicopter ride over Kilauea, but the helicopter company charges $100 more if you weigh more than 200 pounds. Hope they don't weigh me on the spot since I am not sure I will be less than 200 pounds unless it's in the morning, after I've had a pee, and I'm nude...Does anyone have any topics they'd like to add to the agenda for today? Manager: Um...yeah, I do, but give me a minute. 560 McCarthy Boulevard Milpitas, California Overheard by: CW Slave<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Aug 25, 2005