<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000429.html"> 7PM Somehow Stupidity is Never an "Emergency"</a></b><br/> Intercom: This is an announcement from the building fire safety department; it is just a test. If you could not hear this message, please contact the fire warden. Thanks for your attention. 1221 6th Avenue New York, NY Office manager: Yeah, technically I'm supposed to be the one in charge of organizing everyone to evacuate if there is a fire. But...if this were the real thing, it's every man for himself. Co-worker: That's horrible. Office manager: The people I feel worst for are the handicapped. They have to find someone to help them out of the building...and I just don't know who would do that. 3535 Market Street Philadelphia, Pennsylvania<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jul 27, 2005