<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000388.html">12AM <i>Pissed Off v. Pissed On</i> (Worst Aesop's Fable Ever)</a></b><br/> A handicapped client has had to be restrained for assaulting a staff. Co-worker #1: Your behaviour was completely out of line. You hit me, tried to bite me and pissed all over my leg. How would you like it if I pissed on you if I was angry at you? Client: I wouldn't like it. Co-worker #1: Hey [Jake], when you are angry at your girlfriend, do you piss all over her and try to bite her? Co-worker #2: No, I don't. We talk things out and listen to each other. Why did you piss on us during the restraint? Client: You guys were not listening to me. 2a Ormonde Avenue St. Catharines, Ontario Canadia<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jul 14, 2005