<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000043.html"> 8AM There's One--or Seven--in Every Office</a></b><br/> There is this guy a few cubicles over from me. I do not know what he does, but he is always on the phone. I've actually started keeping a spreadsheet of some of the things I've overheard him say. Some of the best: You can ask yourself that question all day long, but I'm not going to waste any more of my time helping you figure it out. You don't have to think for me, I will do the thinking for you. You work in IT and I work in marketing, <em>so don't tell me</em>! Give me your thirty second soapbox spiel and when you are done maybe we can get down to business and get this figured out. 1411 Kingsbury Drive Portage, Michigan<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jan 28, 2005