<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000039.html"> 4PM I Had An...uh...Lobotomy, Redux</a></b><br/> In a meeting: Providers only terminate their contracts for one of two reasons: Pay or Other. At a bar with a friend: You know, I was diagnosed as a genius as a child and I think that is why I don't get along with her; I don't get along with other geniuses. That is why I think you and I are such good friends. In response to an email: Ya know, I have tracking on this, and as usual, I am completely embarrassed. [Bonus: found in coworker's personal ad: Things that turn me on: Thunderstorms] 522 SW 5th Portland, Oregon Overheard by: Breanna Freeman<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jan 26, 2005