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3PM It Was the 'Let's All Go to the Lobby' Promo

Lady peon: Oh my god, last night I saw the most confusingest movie ever.

Barnie's Coffee and Tea
Jupiter, Florida


Overheard by: Bored Coffee Girl


Posted 2007-03-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

5PM Our Children Need Statistics Classes, Now More Than Ever

Guy employee: So I read in the news today that drinking from Nalgene bottles while you're pregnant may cause a miscarriage.
Girl employee: Oh my gosh! My best friend just had a miscarriage, and she drinks from a Nalgene bottle all the time!
Guy employee: See?

Tully's Coffee, Union Station
Seattle, Washington


Posted 2006-11-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

1PM The Ability to Arrive at a Logical Conclusion Is Not Widely Distributed in the Population

Girl #1: There is so much secondhand smoke here that it's going to kill us eventually.
Girl #2: That's for sure!
Girl #1: It's okay, though. I have life insurance.

Local bar
Burlington, North Carolina


Overheard by: Bartender Snickering Nearby


Posted 2006-08-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook