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12PM Wait, How Do You Spell It in a Fake British Accent, Again?

Middle-aged guy #1 looking at menu: Hey, man, they spelled 'Caesar' wrong.
Middle-aged guy #2: What do you mean?
Middle-aged guy #1: They spelled it C-A-E-S-A-R instead of C-E-A-S-A-R. They switched the 'A' and 'E.'
Middle-aged guy #2: Yeah, I've seen it spelled that way before. It's, like, the authentic Roman spelling.
Middle-aged guy #1: Oh, yeah, they were always doing crazy shit... Like backward V's and stuff.

Sam Snead's Tavern
Shawnee on Delaware, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Logan

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Posted 2006-11-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

12PM When You've Had that Many 'Shrooms, who Can be Sure?

BK guy: What did you do this weekend?
BK girl: I went to Ohio for a concert.
BK guy: Ohio? You went all the way over by California for a concert?
BK girl: Ummm... No...

Burger King, Rhode Island

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Posted 2006-10-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

12PM Well, That Rules Out Marine Biology

Ditz: I'd really like to pursue my acting and singing career. I think I'm really good at that.
Dad: [Nods]
Ditz: But if that doesn't work out I could always be a marine biologist. But you know? I'd really rather keep working at Target. It smells sooo good.

TGI Friday's
Frederick, Maryland

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Posted 2006-09-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: So who is this [Harold] guy?
Co-worker #2: He was hired for a job, but never showed up.
Co-worker #1: Why? Did you ever find out?
Co-worker #2: All he wanted to do was rape and pillage, but Jesus wouldn't allow it in this establishment.

8042 South Grant Way
Littleton, Colorado

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Posted 2006-02-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: We're going to a vegetarian place for lunch.
Co-worker #2: Do you think they'll have fish there?

3415 S. Sepulveda Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

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Posted 2005-09-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

12PM Goodbye/Welcome Lunch

Supervisor: Be sure to meet in the large conference room for the intern's goodbye lunch at noon.
Employee: Is [Andrew] leaving?
Supervisor: No, it's for [Brenda], [Andrew]'s been hired full time, so no lunch.
Employee: Well, what about the new employee welcome lunch?
Supervisor: Okay, fine...it's today at noon.

201 Connecticut Avenue NW
Washington, DC

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Posted 2005-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

12AM Man Ordering Take-out

Coworker: Yes, I ordered Italian ice from your menu...Oh, so you don't have any more Italian ice. Hmmm, what else would I like?...Oh, you don't have Italian ice, but you have iced tea?...um, what?

1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY

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Posted 2005-04-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook