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2PM And All of My Hose Jokes Were Already Exhausted

Older lady on phone: I don't have any gorillas today! (Pause) No, I'm sorry. I was just trying to be funny.

Hose parts corporate office
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Hiding in my cube

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Posted 2007-07-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

11AM That's Network TV for You

Analyst: The problem, though, is that it's not child pornography -- just the regular kind.

16340 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona

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Posted 2006-12-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

1PM Help, There Are Trammps in Our Refrigerator!

Employee #1: Now, where did 'Disco Inferno' come from?
Employee #2: Not me! It's not on my iPod!
Employee #1: I think it came from the refrigerator!
Employee #2: Oh really?
Employee #1: No, this is serious! You're not the one with 'Disco Inferno' stuck in your head!

Chevy Chase
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: kitchen watcher

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Posted 2006-12-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

3PM Do You Think You'll Be Happy Working for a Non-Prophet Organization?

Boss: So you're Muslim, right?
New employee: Yup.
Boss: So you're from the country of Islam?
New employee: No. Not quite.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: feel sorry for her...

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Posted 2006-10-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

11AM Tech Support

Customer rep on phone: No, ma'am. I'm sorry but I can't come to your room and fix your equipment....because I'm not on the third floor. I'm in Denver and you're in San Francisco.

11400 Westmoor
Denver, Colorado


Overheard by: losing patience

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Posted 2006-06-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

12PM Lunch

Waitress #1: The chicken is layered with proscuitto, sage, and pecorino cheese...
Customer snickers.
Waitress #1: What's so funny?
Customer: It's just... the cheese! [snickers again]
Waitress #1 to waitress #2: What is funny about pecorino cheese?
Waitress # 2: You said "pecker."

Victorian Square
Sparks, Nevada


Overheard by: waitress # 1

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Posted 2006-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

10AM Coffee and Sudoku Break

Writer: All I really want in this life is to be able to solve a sudoku, just once. Without giving up halfway through.
Designer: Way to aim low.
Writer: Well...can I be honest? What I really want is to be better than you at sudoku.
Designer: That may be aiming too high. Let's be realistic, at least.

16430 N Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona


Overheard by: Miel Durand

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Posted 2006-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

5PM That's a Wrap

Co-worker: When is Cinco de Mayo? Did I miss it already?

3424 Peachtree Road Northeast
Atlanta, Georgia

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Posted 2006-05-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook