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10AM ... Into Your Socks
Boss #1: Did you have enough to eat today?
Boss #2: No.
Boss #1: I can tell -- you tucked in your shirt.
Kapiolani Boulevard
Honolulu, Hawaii
9AM Memories to Carry Me through the Bad Times
Coworker #1: Do you have any happy memories from your childhood?
Coworker #2: Naked babysitters.
Honolulu, Hawaii
11AM She's Seen One Too Many Star Trek Episodes
Blonde #1: So, can you email me the paper sample when you receive it?
Blonde #2: Ahhh... no.
Wili Pa Loop
Wailuku, Hawaii
9AM Also, Let Me Show You Our Thermonuclear Insect Repellents
Customer: How powerful is that pressure washer?
Salesman: I'm not sure... Uh... It's powerful enough to take your toes off...
Honolulu, Hawaii
1PM Quality Control
Supervisor: You can't be doing stuff wrong all the time.
Waitress: I'm not the only one doing stuff wrong. You do a lot wrong, too.
Supervisor: I can do more wrong because I do more right. It evens out.
1770 Mill Street
Wailuku, Hawaii
11AM Personal Call
Architect on phone: Alright, you're not understanding me. [pause] Okay, what if I keep this one, but eat the other one... Look, I just need to know can I get any diseases or bacteria from these kittens or what?
2020 South King Street
Honolulu, Hawaii
Overheard by: crackin up
7PM Yes, Missing Innuendo is Very Immature
Guy #1: After I'm through with her, she'll be walking bowlegged for a week!
Guy #2: Is she going to be helping you with the construction job?
Guy #1: Do you even know what I'm talking about? Jeez, you gotta grow up!
2121 Ala Wai Boulevard
Honolulu, Hawaii
12PM Actually that's our job, and we overheard you all the way in NYC.
Boss: It's my job to eavesdrop on people. That's why I like to talk really loud, so that when it's quiet people think I'm not here.
Schofield Barracks
Hawaii
12PM Aloha Exhaustion, Aloha Productivity!
Helpful Co-worker: Does anyone want anything from Starbucks?
Tired Co-worker: Yeah, get me a triple iced mocha with a shot of crack
in it.
827 Fort Street
Honolulu, Hawaii
Overheard by: Jade Shiroma
