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9AM We're Not Animals.
Chief petty officer: So, you're saying the reservists can shoot themselves?
Training officer: Yes, but only with supervision.
Barboursville, West Virginia
4PM Review Applicants
Co-worker: If he was any more by the book, he'd have a cover on him.
3160 Charlestown Road
Martinsburg, West Virginia
5PM That's Enough for Me
Secretary on phone: I hate fake tans too...not cans...tans. No, tans. T as in taco, A as in anus, N as in next, and S as in swords. I hate fake cans, too.
3818 Maccorkle Avenue SE
Charleston, West Virginia
Overheard by: brittany
8AM "Good question! Let's call and find out...hold on, I'm getting a call."
Bossman: I think I'm going to switch my cell phone company. It looks like I can save some money with AT&T. I just want to make sure I can keep my number.
Co-worker: What if someone using AT&T already has the same number?
4156 Freedom Way
Weirton, West Virginia
