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2PM ... And the Priest Pronounced Us Man and Wife
Excited employee to boss: ... And then I punched the raccoon...
Lumber yard office
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Michael
2PM Now What the Hell Are We Gonna Do about Our Infection Rate?
Cowboy #1 looking at catered lunch: Well, they sure didn't leave us any knives or anything to use with these cold cuts!
Cowboy #2: You're right!
Cowboy #1: I'd use mine, but I don't know if it's been rinsed this week... Haha!
Cowboy #2: Haha! Mine either!
Cowboy #1: Haha, yeah, and I know where mine's been!
Hospital conference room
Twin Falls, Idaho
1PM It's All in My GlyphsNotes
Student: Yeah, my name is Frank, but I go by Franco, only the 'O' isn't an 'O,' it's a sun glyph.
NIC, CDA
Idaho
3PM After Her Last Album's Failure, Ms. Wilson Went into a Bit of a Slump
Guy: Hey, can you tell me how to get to Billings, Montana?
Desk clerk: Yeah, just go north on 95, then east on 90. That's the best way to get there.
Guy: Thanks! I just got fired. I'm a carnie. Carnie!
Hillcrest
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: They have small hands.
1PM Lunch
Physical Therapist: How are you today?
Patient: No good.
Physical Therapist: That's too bad. Why not?
Patient: Because I would rather eat my own foot off than talk to you.
275 South 5th Avenue
Pocatello, Idaho
2PM System is Down; Call IT
IT: Okay, try it now.
The problem solved, it works.
Call Center: Wait, wait, wait. Don't start jerking each other off just yet...We still have to test one other thing.
101 Empty Saddle Trail
Hailey, Idaho
10AM Call Tech Support
Co-worker #1: Man the network is moving slow today.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, it's like watching a quadriplegic crawl.
Office: ...
3721 West 65th South
Idaho Falls, Idaho
4PM Another Day Draws to a Close
Co-worker #1: Okay guys, I'll see you next week. I'm heading off to Tennessee to see relatives.
Co-worker #2: Well, don't hook up with anybody.
456 North Kimball Place
Boise, Idaho
7PM She Meant "Even If I Were a Lady"
Female Co-worker: Even if I was a woman, I wouldn't put a Chippendales calender on my desk.
12602 W. Bridger Street
Boise, Idaho
6AM He Also Invented Sticking Out Your Tongue
Admin #1: So like, what exactly is the big deal about Einstein anyway?
Admin #2: Uh, how about the Theory of Relativity?
Admin #1: Yeah, I know but like, what else?
University of Idaho
709 Deakin Avenue
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: infidel
