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5PM It's Hard to Push the Feathered Glory from My Loosening Thighs
Slutty coworker: Oh, I just joined the most fantastic group in MySpace, XYZ Friends*. It's incredible. You don't even have to look for men -- you just join and men fly all over you.
Snarky coworker: You flaming parakeet.
São Paulo
Brazil
3PM When You Get to the Skin, Stop!
Old lady to young guy during naked model drawing class: Stop undressing her with your eyes!
553 Aspicuelta
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: the model
10AM Unless, of Course, You Don't Own a Dog
English teacher: Nice shirt.
Manager: Tell me about it... It's laundry day.
Italian teacher: Oh god, I hate laundry day. I always run out of underwear and have to wear nothing under my skirt. I'm terrified that the dog will stick his face up my vagina... You know, literally.
Manager: Yeah, I don't think there is a way to mean that in a non-literal sense.
434 Peixoto Gomide
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: English Teacher #2
