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10AM Address Trainees
Manager: These trainees are useless; they're just like fungus, and they itch!
Postal Code 112
Ruwi, Oman
12AM "I've got a bat here too, let me clean it."
General manager: Mr. Food & Beverage Manager, would you like to add anything?
Food & Beverage manager: Yes, I'd like to mention that the volleyballs haven't yet arrived for the animation team. Mr. Purchasing Manager hasn't bought them yet.
Purchasing manager: Let me get the balls for you now, they're right under the table.
Translated from the Arabic.
Le Meridien Makadi Bay Hotel
South Hurghada, Egypt
6AM Dude, Go for the Implants
Income auditor guy: I want to buy my fiance a gift like make-up.
Income auditor gal: Cool, how much you set for it?
Income auditor guy: 30 Egyptian pounds.
Income auditor gal: You could buy a blusher with 30 EGP.
Income auditor guy: Well then, how about cheap make-up?
Income auditor gal: You can't buy anything with 30 EGP.
Income auditor guy: Well how much do you think I need?
Income auditor gal: About 500 EGP to buy her one of those cute boxes that's full of make-up and perfumes.
Income auditor guy: With 500 EGP, I could send her to a plastic surgeon and get change.
Translated from the Arabic.
Le Meridien Makadi Bay Hotel
South Hurghada, Egypt
12AM The Headlines Are Already Written
Cubicle farmer: Did you know that George Bush is a genius?
55 East 52nd Street
New York, NY
HQ division head: Nothing is too good for down range, therefore down range shall get nothing.
U.S. Forces "Diplomatic Training"
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
