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3PM Kind of a Lousy Choice for a Penile Implant, Eh?
Female colleague #1: Isn't it amazing?
Female colleague #2: Oh, come on -- it's made of felt.
Female colleague #1: Exactly...
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: Dapbim
9AM Is It Possible Semen Doesn't Cure Gingivitis, Either?
Lady coworker #1 reading a website: Here it says, 'Sleep is the best cure for a headache.'
Lady coworker #2: My boyfriend always says sex is the best cure for a headache... He's lying to me!
University of Münster
Germany
12PM You Have to Keep Your Pinky Extended
Customer: I have not ordered this product.
Service person: But we have a contract that you have signed.
Customer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Service person: I'm sorry?
Customer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Service person: Would you do it like a gentleman?
Potsdam, Germany
4PM Consensus-Building
Salesperson: But yeah, I agree with you -- you should really stop pissing on my shoes when we go to the toilet together.
Reihstrasse 28
Aachen, Germany
Overheard by: PW
3PM Smoke Break
Co-worker: Did you know every conversation we have in here, we aren't supposed to have?
Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany
1PM Lunch
Co-worker: I don't really pay that much attention to politics. I mean, I don't even know the difference between a Republican and a Dominican.
Sullivan Barracks
Mannheim, Germany
