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Salesperson on phone: She's a vicious person but a friendly, stupid drunk.
George Town
Grand Cayman
Canadian: Is there anything I should know about Cuban business customs before we get started?
Translator: No.
Girl with tray of espressos walks in and hands one to each person.
Canadian: I don't drink coffee.
Translator: You do today.
Cuban Health Ministry
Havana, Cuba
Overheard by: Drank the coffee
Employee #1: What are we collecting for?
Employee #2: Shelly* crashed her car and we are helping her out.
Employee #1: What? Has she never heard of insurance? Uh uh, I ain't putting in!
1046 George Town
Grand Cayman
Overheard by: not throwing in either
IT person: "New Jersey"? New Jersey is a state? I thought it was part of New York.
Grand Pavilion
Cayman Islands