Coworker: The kung pao chicken had too much pao. Jersey City, New Jersey
Computer guy #1: I can’t see the hard drive on this network.
Computer guy #2: Well, the problem is that the disk isn’t mounted. First you have to mount Claire*.
Computer guy #2: Claire is the name of the office hard drive. 701 South Mount Vernon Avenue
San Bernardino, California Overheard by: Amused
Worker #1 (singing): Invoices are making me want to kill myself!
Worker #2: The voices make you want to kill yourself?
Worker #1: No! *In*voices!
Worker #2: Phew! Century City, California
Boss: From now on, people, we’re going to make Perfection our baseline.
The development team laughs.
Developer: Dude, whatever the fuck you’ve been reading, stop it.
1 Madison Avenue
New York, NY Overheard by: Mad William Flint
Mike: What's Linkedin?
Ryan: It's Facebook for professional people.
Mike: Well, I should get on that, because I'm pretty fucking professional! Wilmington, North Carolina
Bookkeeper: What is Susan’s last name?
Office Manager: Susan who? 812 Moorefield Park Drive
Receptionist: With a “c”?
Receptionist: Catherine with a “c”?
Receptionist: Oh, you mean “k” as in “cat”! Seguin, Texas Overheard by: Vivian
Coworker: Their phone number is 800-pfaucet.
Customer: Is that capitalized? Chico, California
Manager: And then we need to do the joint… I mean, joint bill.
Accountant: I would prefer the first one. Kansas City, Missouri
Kind supervisor: I just wanted to ask you to lower your voice a little bit. You must have gotten some good news on the phone, but you were a little rambunctious with the language. I think you said (whispering) “shit” three times during that call.
Embarrassed secretary: You ask so little of me, and I still can't do it. I mean, who has to tell a grown woman not to yell “shit” in a crowded office? Government Office