Girl: So I have this friend with an eight-month-old baby, and she named him ‘Color.’ It’s a little weird, because the baby’s dad is African-American… But the baby looks really white, so that makes it better. Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Employee #1 on audit day: Did you notice the unnaturally large head of the male accountant?
Employee #2: Oh my god, I noticed that last year during audit! Menasha, Wisconsin
Peon calling supervisor about note from employee: Did you check your pants today?
Production supervisor: What kind of question is that? Madison, Wisconsin
Suit in bathroom: Don’t you hate it when the hole in your underwear is in the wrong spot?
Wisconsin Overheard by: um.. yah
Grunt #1: Jack* and Cindy* both wore maroon shirts and pinstripe pants to work today.
Grunt #2: Don’t you wish they’d just make out already?
Grunt #1: Totally. Wausau, Wisconsin
Engineer #1: I just lost that guy.
Engineer #2: Didn’t you transfer him up front?
Engineer #1: He’ll call back. The phone rings. Engineer #1 on phone: Hello? …Uh, yeah, sorry about that…Here you go. The phone rings. 9531 Rayne Road
Supervisor: Isn’t it just great how college kids today have such a mastery over electronics but not even the remotest grasp on the English language?
19555 West Bluemound Road
Waukesha, Wisconsin Overheard by: Mike
Co-worker #1: Do you know how to do a three-way?
Co-worker #2: Huh?
Co-worker #1: Yeah, [Mario] wants me to do a three-way with him and [Tod] to discuss the proposal.
Co-worker #2: You mean a three-way call, then.
Co-worker #1: Yeah.
Co-worker #2: Oh, well, no I don’t, but I’m sure [Sarah] can show you. W134 N8675 Executive Parkway
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin Overheard by: Dude
Speakerphone: …but then they said my trial was rescheduled for December 3rd, and then the other day I got a notice that said it was for December 1st and I just wanted to tell [Leslie] that they’re changing it.
Secretary: Um, okay, sorry, but the 3rd of December is a Saturday. Speakerphone: I’m not going to argue with you! I’m just telling you what they said!
Secretary: Um, ok. 3 South Pinckney Street
Madison, Wisconsin Overheard by: temp drone
Boss in meeting room: Enough of the dragon talk, gentlemen. Madison, Wisconsin