Boss to intern: The gym is a great place for networking. You tend to have a bit more pull with your colleagues when you see them naked in the locker room every morning. Bellingham, Washington
Office worker: I haven’t heard from him since the last time we talked.
4526 11th Ave NE
Seattle, Washington Overheard by: James eDropper
Coworker #1: You made your own bed, dude.
Coworker #2, pouting: I know! But that's what I do when I'm drunk. I make beds! Seattle, Washington
Boss: Do you live to give me shit everyday?
Employee: No, but that's a great question!
Boss: Alright, let's just put our cards on the table.
Employee: Can you beat a full house? Bellevue, Washington
Manager, finishing excruciatingly long presentation: Wow, I just way overblew my load! Renton, Washington
Co-worker #1: There’s an all-hands meeting today at 11:45.
Co-worker #2: Oh, I’m going to be busy then. Do I have to go?
Co-worker #1: Do you have hands? 4540 Lacey Boulevard SE
Lacey, Washington Overheard by: Melisa
Worker #1: Is anyone else in here cold?
Worker #2: Well I'm not warm…If that's what you mean. Renton, Washington
Boss to underling: Let me pull my package back out so it is in front of me. Black Diamond, Washington
General manager: Listen, if you guys can find a way for me to whack off another six months, that would be great.
12112 115th Avenue NE
Worker #1: Does anyone know who owns the black Civic out front?
Worker #2: Why's it gotta be a black Civic? Why can't it just be a civic? Redmond, Washington