Boss, in response to employees discussing Project Runway: Oh, what is that? A show about airports? Washington, DC
Woman on phone: I just don’t want you to end up on that show where the news reporter comes into the kitchen and the guys have their pants off…
Boss: Jamie Lynn Spears?
Worker: No! Jamie Lynn DiScala. Meadow from The Sopranos.
Boss: Omg, I saw her when I was getting pregnant! Park Ave
New York City, New York
Boss: Is You're all jerks a new reality show?
Employee: No, but The Jersey Shore is. Baltimore, Maryland
Coworker on phone: So, I'm trying to get on MTV, and I keep getting rejected. San Carlos, California
Office peon: How the hell do you not know what Knight Rider is? I can't stand chicks like that. They're only good for one thing, and even that isn't that good. Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: I know what Knight Rider is
Woman #1: I love Lean Cuisine.
Woman #2: Me too! We should be in commercials for them.
Woman #1: Yeah! We really should.
Woman #2: Know what else I would be in commercials for?
Woman #1: What?
Woman #2: Epidurals. (walks away) Columbus, Ohio Overheard by: Steph
Lady coworker #1: Lately I've been real irritable, lately.
Lady coworker #2: I heard something on tv about that.
Lady coworker #1: Really? What were they saying?
Lady coworker #2: Well, it was these ladies talking about irritable bowel syndrome… Wait, that's not what you're talking about, is it? Austin, Texas Overheard by: So not irritable
Store clerk to weird customer: Sir, we don't carry that, that only exists on television. Long Island
Coworker dissing fire-making skills on Survivor: I would learn to light a fire before I went. I would have to stick the matches up my cooch. Portland, Oregon