Elderly woman, exiting bathroom and laughing: Oh, that's just great for someone like me, who's single, selfish and horny! Washington, DC Overheard by: what were they talking about..??
Engineer: Damn, I'm tired. I was up all night with a case of the number threes.
VP: Number threes?
Engineer: You know, when you think you have to go number two, but actually you have to puke in the bathtub. Paterson, New Jersey
Fellow intern: I think my goal for the next eight months in this company is to become a professional foosball player.
Woman exiting bathroom stall to woman washing her hands at sink: Shirley! I like you! You've filled out your jeans! Chesapeake, Virginia
Student worker #1: Seriously, why?
Student worker #2: Because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.
Student worker #1: Were you that drunk again? New Brunswick, New Jersey Overheard by: I Hate Student Help
IT guy to woman holding two cups: Ah: Two Cups, One Girl!
Australia Overheard by: Tim
President #1, on teleconference: So that about wraps up what we discussed during the presidents' retreat. Did you have anything you wanted to add?
President #2 (after pause): Oh, I actually had you muted.
President #1: Okay, did you hear everything I said or do you need me to repeat anything?
President #2: Oh. Umm…no, I was going to the bathroom. Baltimore, Maryland
Developer: Oh, man… I got caught in the wave of girl-fart… It smelled like a mixture of diarrhea poopie and menstrual cycle!
State and Water Streets
Peoria, Illinois Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Kindergarten boy: Mrs. Jones*, I need to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: No, you just went.
Kindergarten boy: Please, Mrs. Jones*. I gotta go.
Teacher: No, you were told you had to wait.
Kindergarten boy: But I have to go now! My marbles are itchy! Manitoba
Female coworker: That's it. I'm going to the store and get some tampons. I'm tired of stuffing toilet paper in me. Charlottesville, Virginia