HR employee to another: Does she look like she's been hanging out with Bob Dylan? Dunmore, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Can't imagine what this could entail
Old Chinese tech: Hey, you know a' Tiger Woods?
Male phone tech: Yes! We dated! He said he loved me!
Old Chinese tech: You a'mysterious numbah fourteen! Malvern, Pennsylvania
Phone drone, to subscriber on the phone: Every piece of information subscribers tell me I basically file away in my head as a little piece of information.
Malvern, Pennsylvania Overheard by: captainobvious
Office dweller: Hey, why do you have nuts hanging above your door? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Woman #1: I don’t want to show you guys my hairy back!
Woman #2, singing: Hairy baaack, hairy baaack! Forbes Avenue
Coworker #1 to coworkers #2 and #3, about their attire: You guys are opposites today. Actually, you cancel each other out. You're, like, invisible! (looks around) Wh… Wh… Where'd they go? Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: what a spectacle…
Project manager: Dick is a great guy.
Deputy project manager: Yeah, I love Dick. College Park, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Kevin
Loud coworker: Well, what did he make it stiff with?
Quiet coworker, mumbling: Glue and a hairbrush. Swiftwater, Pennsylvania Overheard by: wookie
50-something coworker: Oh, tell him your cross-dressing story!
20-something coworker: Which one?
50-something coworker: The one from the weekend!
20-something coworker: Oh, right! Jenkintown, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Good Weekend, Huh?
Social worker on phone: No! Stay away from that negative force. She is a demented old crab! Okay, I love you, too. Drive safe. And remember — no crabs. And pick up some Vonnegut now that he’s dead.
260 South Broad Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: lora