Coworker: The kung pao chicken had too much pao. Jersey City, New Jersey
Intern girl #1: What’s that smell?
Intern girl #2: What smell?
Intern girl #1: It’s like… Grape Popsicles.
Intern girl #2: Ah, yes. That’s the smell of the law. City Hall
Los Angeles, California Overheard by: Rachel
Attorney to departing secretary: If I had known you get cake when you leave, I would have quit years ago! Indiana Overheard by: If only we'd known sooner…
Co-worker #1: How was your lunch?
Co-worker #2: It was okay. We had an old Greek waitress. I didn’t care for her too much.
Co-worker #1: Was it the fact that she was old or Greek?
Co-worker #2: It was a combination. Greeks are a weird people. 444 Park Avenue South
New York, NY
Co-worker: This place runs like a well-oiled banana.
3000 Mountain Creek Parkway
Customer: I would like a cheeseburger but with no cheese.
Cashier: So you want a simple hamburger?
Customer: No! A cheeseburger with no cheese! Fast food restaurant
Manhattan, New York Overheard by: burger lover
Employee: Hi, can I help you?
Customer’s cell rings.
Customer: Hold on a sec… [answers cell] Hey! did you talk to Jeremy*? He is pissed at you… Why? ‘Cause you put gay shit all over his MySpace! There is a guy with a huge dick on his MySpace! Yeah! You better help him get it off ’cause he doesn’t know how! Okay, bye.
Customer: Yeah, can I get a sundae, please? 1050 Montauk Highway
Copiague, New York Overheard by: i hate customers…
Ditzy coworker, giggling: My hair smells like Asian noodles! Des Moines, Iowa
Manager: I'd always give up something I hate for lent…like string beans, or vagina. New York City, New York Overheard by: Sarah R
Office dweller: Hey, why do you have nuts hanging above your door? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania