Archive for the ‘Interns & Temps’ Category

I Am So Suing Myself

Intern #1: That whole team is full of white receivers.
Intern #2: What’s wrong with white receivers?
Intern #1: They’re slow, man. I hate to be racist, but they are slow.
Intern #2: Yeah…
Intern #1: Hey, can I be racist against my own race? 1555 Pearl Street
Boulder, Colorado

A Super Wal-Mart?

Associate: Do you think you could survive if we dropped you in the middle of the rainforest?
Temp: No way — I would die for sure.
Associate: What about if we dropped you in a Wal-Mart? 383 Madison Avenue
New York, New York