Archive for the ‘General Idiocy’ Category

3PM Cancer Break

Manager: We’re in Gwinnett County. You need to be 10 feet from the walkway if you want to legally smoke.
Smoker #1: Like, isn’t that unfair? What if you’re a midget? Your feet would be about half the size of mine…No, seriously. Look how big my feet are! They’re like twice the size of midget feet…Oh! You mean like a ruler!
Smoker #2: Yeah, haven’t you ever heard of the metric system? 333 Research Court
Norcross, Georgia

3PM On-the-Job Training

Assistant: Hey, I couldn’t figure out how to put it into Word from Excel. So here you go. Boss: You just cut and paste it. Assistant: But you can’t do that from Excel to Word, it won’t let you. Boss: Yes, you can, just right-click and copy and paste it. Assistant: Trust me, I just spent the whole morning trying to, it’s a locked document. Boss: OK, 1947 called, and they want their technology ability back. What’s wrong with you? Hey, who hired you again? 300 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Cam