30-year old accounting manager to 23-year old employee: So, my mom has a crush on you after seeing your picture on my Facebook profile. Minneapolis, Minnesota Overheard by: Cougar Bait
[In the ER.]
Nurse #1: Oh my god.
Nurse #2: What?
Nurse #1, looking horrified: I just entered all of these notes on the wrong patient’s file.
Nurse #2: It’s okay. Just go back, delete, and re-enter them for the right patient.
Nurse #1, distressed at herself: But that’s awful! What would have happened?
Nurse #2, shrugging: ‘s’okay, happens all the time. Hospital
Beckley, West Virginia
Coworker#1: Okay, I’m back.
Coworker#2: Where did you go?
Coworker#3: We went to get a slushie.
Coworker#2: What? Where’s mine?
Coworker#1: You didn’t say you wanted one.
Coworker#2: Well, must my slushie needs be known to everyone? I just can’t believe you went without even asking me.
Coworker#3: How is she supposed to know if you wanted a slushie?
Coworker#2: I always ask her if she wants one when I go. I even give her money if she wants one. Oh, and look now. Now your’re drinking it in front of me.
Coworker #1: Dude! You never said you wanted one. You even saw me walk out. Do you even want one?
Coworker# 2: No, I’m fine. 19219 N 4th Street
Woman on phone: I thought that once my father died, my mom would be happy. But that was 25 years ago, and she's still miserable. Huntington, New York
Female coworker holding wooden box: My box smells a lot like smoked fish.
New Zealand Overheard by: Gus
Project manager: Dick is a great guy.
Deputy project manager: Yeah, I love Dick. College Park, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Kevin
Suit in bathroom: Don’t you hate it when the hole in your underwear is in the wrong spot?
Wisconsin Overheard by: um.. yah
Young guy to girl: I see you everyday and I'm completely unaffected. Valparaiso, Indiana Overheard by: jake
Female #1: Actually, me and my ex had a drink together a few weeks ago.
Female #2: I'm impressed at your ability to stay friends with your exes.
Female #1: No, he's the only one. That I dated. I'm friends with a lot of people that I've done…”business” with.
Female #2: I… I have to go. Mississauga
Canadia Overheard by: Creeped Out
Factory worker: It’s great, you know. I can go to my doctor and say stuff like: “This stuff is green, and it’s making me sick.”
Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: Anonymous Temp