Airline worker: I'm clear at gate 20 and that flight attendant is a bitch. Denver International Airport, Colorado Overheard by: Headed toward the Flight Attendant
Manager: I will be gone after three.
Minion: Will you be back?
Manager: Yes, at various times throughout my career. St. Louis, Missouri
Prime-time show employee #1: I am going to do some farming after this.
Prime-time show employee #2: I agree. You could use it. CBS Television City
Hollywood, California Overheard by: working too late
Cubicle dweller #1: Blood, blood, blood–I'm sick of reading about this stuff!
Cubicle dweller #2 (hyped up on coffee): Well, at least it's not fecal matter! Nashville, Tennessee
Boss: Do you live to give me shit everyday?
Employee: No, but that's a great question!
Boss: Alright, let's just put our cards on the table.
Employee: Can you beat a full house? Bellevue, Washington
Phone drone, to subscriber on the phone: Every piece of information subscribers tell me I basically file away in my head as a little piece of information.
Malvern, Pennsylvania Overheard by: captainobvious
Office dweller: Hey, why do you have nuts hanging above your door? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
HR clerk: He got so excited and he crapped all over himself.
Receptionist, laughing: Did Jim [manager] do that again?
Hr clerk: Uh, no, I was talking about my new puppy.
Receptionist: Oh, forget what I just said. Please forget! I was supposed to forget. Pearl, Mississippi Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Retirement aged worker #1: Hi, little buddy.
Retirement aged worker #2: I'm not your little buddy!
Retirement aged worker #1: I know you're not! You're an old goat!
Retirement aged worker #2, thrusting pelvis towards #1: If I'm a goat, then suck it and get some milk! Naval Base
Point Mugu, California Overheard by: bubbles
Tech guy: Did you hear about all the snow in New York?
Help desk chick: Yeah, wow! That means it’ll be heading here to California.
Tech guy: (silence). Imperial Highway Brea