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Jason Learns of Places Even Worse Than Indianapolis

Busboy: I’m joining the national guard next week. You get lots of tuition for only one weekend a month and two weeks a year.
Manager: Yeah, right. Pick me up a key chain from Baghdad, would you? Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Shatmandu

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When 80s Nostalgia Goes Horribly Awry

Coworker: Is that a copy of Ted Nugent’s new book?
Boss: It is. He and his wife wrote it. Grill It and Kill It.
Coworker: Is that him on the cover? With his wife?
Boss: Yeah. She’s hot, isn’t she?
Coworker: She really is. Way to go, Nuge.
Boss: He must have started seeing her when he was in Damn Yankees. What was their song?
Coworker: “Can you take me high enough…”
Boss: Yeah. Those really were the days. 249 West 17th Street
New York, NY Overheard by: Will Leitch

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