Airline worker: I'm clear at gate 20 and that flight attendant is a bitch. Denver International Airport, Colorado Overheard by: Headed toward the Flight Attendant
Erring employee: Shit, I screwed it up.
Naive employee: Don't worry. If it's screwable, I've done it. Lakewood, Colorado
Student #1: I thought Dan* hated it when you used the word ‘retarded.’
Student #2: No, Jen* is retarded, Dan is gay. 6450 South Fiddlers Green Circle
Greenwood Village, Colorado Overheard by: Toddd
Sweet-looking old lady on phone: What’s the word on the street? Yeah, that little girl will do just fine… I told her it doesn’t hurt. Well, if you get a good client, it doesn’t hurt… Well, I’ve got twenty… Great, bye!
Fort Collins, Colorado Overheard by: Terrified Co-Worker
(cute FedEx guy with hat on leaves office after dropping package off)
Female agent: Firecrotch or no firecrotch? I couldn't really tell. Aspen, Colorado
Newbie: So Diane* is the one with dirty blonde hair?
Seasoned worker: I don't think they like the term “dirty.”
Newbie: Oh yeah, my girlfriend kinda likes being called “dirty.”
Seasoned worker: I meant the hair color.
Newbie: I know! Inverness Work Plex
Intern #1: That whole team is full of white receivers.
Intern #2: What’s wrong with white receivers?
Intern #1: They’re slow, man. I hate to be racist, but they are slow.
Intern #2: Yeah…
Intern #1: Hey, can I be racist against my own race? 1555 Pearl Street
Manager: There is a difference between playing with ourselves and playing with our customers.
8033 Lory Student Center, Colorado State University
Fort Collins, Colorado Overheard by: Alli
Gorgeous admin on phone with employee, while looking for e-mail: Oh, I just found it… It went straight to my junk! Colorado Springs, Colorado Overheard by: Wish I Was That Email
Chick: Sometimes I chew with my mouth open just for effect. Denver, Colorado Overheard by: aireiq