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Yuppie hubby: See anything you like on the wine list?
Wifey: I look for potential baby names whenever I read a wine list. Oooh, 'Spencer' -- that's a good one!
Park Street
Orlando, Florida
Rich drunk guy: It's more fun to inseminate someone than have your wife inseminated.
5200 State Line Road
Kansas City, Missouri
Lunching lady #1: It's the fault of the non-Catholics and non-believers that Terri Schiavo didn't wake up Easter morning.
Lunching lady #2: It's so true, you're so right. They just don't believe.
401 Merritt 7
Norwalk, Connecticut
Overheard by: Not a Catholic
Lobbyist #1: You remember how it was in school...drinking, gambling,
and being investigated by the IRA.
Lobbyist #2: Don't you mean the IRS?
Lobbyist #1: No, the IRA. Irish Republican Army.
Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC