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12PM Is "Robust" More of a Girl or a Boy?

Yuppie hubby: See anything you like on the wine list?
Wifey: I look for potential baby names whenever I read a wine list. Oooh, 'Spencer' -- that's a good one!

Park Street
Orlando, Florida


Posted 2007-04-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

1PM Joe Tautology Bares His Soul

Rich drunk guy: It's more fun to inseminate someone than have your wife inseminated.

5200 State Line Road
Kansas City, Missouri


Posted 2007-04-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

8AM "I didn't wake up on time this morning. The Jews again."

Lunching lady #1: It's the fault of the non-Catholics and non-believers that Terri Schiavo didn't wake up Easter morning.
Lunching lady #2: It's so true, you're so right. They just don't believe.

401 Merritt 7
Norwalk, Connecticut


Overheard by
: Not a Catholic


Posted 2005-03-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

6PM That's Quite a Euphemism for Sex with Pale Fat Chicks

Lobbyist #1: You remember how it was in school...drinking, gambling,
and being investigated by the IRA.
Lobbyist #2
: Don't you mean the IRS?

Lobbyist #1: No, the IRA. Irish Republican Army.

Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC


Posted 2005-06-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook