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3PM The Cops Are Helpless As Long As We Call Them 'Delis'
Guy: I was at this one place last night where I paid an extra $10 to get a tossed salad at 3am. What a great deli.
Wilton, Connecticut
Overheard by: Derek Paruolo
2PM If He's an Idiot and Can Steal Your Clients, That Makes You What?
Sales guy: Jason*, quit calling into my sales territory! You are a freaking poacher!
Jason: Poacher? I don't even like eggs.
Sales guy: You're an idiot.
6400 Congress Avenue
Boca Raton, Florida
Overheard by: Fried Egg
11AM Call Transfer
CSR #1: A guy on line 260 needs pricing.
Tech: His name is Pricing?
CSR #2: No, his name is "A guy."
4123 E La Palma
Anaheim, California
6AM Just So Long as They Clipped Those Whiskers
Graphics editor: Did she get a makeover?
Producer who yelled at me for no reason: Uh...she's got a different outfit.
12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY
4PM Oh, Sorry, the Thingamajig Was Fubarred By the Whatzit and Corrupted Your Jimmyjam
Tech guy: Yeah, so I tried to open the file, and it said something, something, file can't open, something.
Client services girl: Gee, thanks, tech.
1619 Broadway
New York, New York
5PM Oh, This Won't Look Good at All in Court
Coworker: I was settling in for a little infidelity, and instead I got rape! But it was good.
163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper
12PM He Already Has Plans For Them
Employee #1: Dave*, you're what, 27? You're too young to get married. You need to wait until you're 35 and then marry a 23 year old. Birthing is just "bam! bam! bam!"-- brutal on them. So you need to marry young.
Employee #2: So I need to work here for 8 years and marry a girl who is just graduating from here?
Employee #3: Start looking, man. She's in high school now.
Employee #2: She'd be what, 15? Hey, Jim*, how old are your daughters?
Employee #1: 13 and 15...Shut up!
3800 Victory Parkway
Cincinnati, Ohio
3PM Smoke Break
Worker #1: Do you know a sabbatical is?
Worker #2: Isn't that when you don't have sex?
Worker #3: I think professors take sabbaticals?
Worker #2: Wasn't Ross on a sabbatical?
Worker #3: I think it's a break from working.
Worker #2: So I was right. A prostitute on sabbatical wouldn't have sex.
4725 Peachtree Corners Circle
Norcross, Georgia
1PM Lunch
Co-worker #1: I like working with you guys, 'cause you guys are wild.
Co-worker #2: My "wild" fell off a long time ago.
1301 Riverplace Boulevard
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Sum Ting
