“Listening to you?”

Floor supervisor: To begin, I understand some of you have complaints. First, can anyone tell me exactly what it is we are asking you to do that we are not paying you to do? 20 Alexander Drive
Wallingford, Connecticut Overheard by: Jody Ruskouski

How to Tell If Your Co-Worker Is Actually a Robot

Male exec: I won’t be able to be at the pitch. My grandfather died.
Female exec: Oh my God, I’m so sorry.
Male exec: It’s okay, I still have my other grandfather.
Female exec: That’s why you have two children, right? If one of them dies, you’ve still got the other one, so it’s not so sad.

Dreamworks, 100 Universal Plaza
Universal City, California

Overheard by: Shrek