Male sales consultant to male sales manager: Okay, Bob*, Wednesday I'm off of you and on him. Poway, California Overheard by: tobeylee
Older woman: This is the first day since you started here that I haven't talked to you!
Younger man: I know! I'm going to go home and write about it in my diary! Anoka, Minnesota Overheard by: Will he use his sparkly pen?
Employee #1: Is the new copier up and running yet?
Employee #2: It's been plugged in since Wednesday, but we're not using it yet. I think it's charging. Dallas, Texas Overheard by: On The Wrong Planet
Coworker #1: You made your own bed, dude.
Coworker #2, pouting: I know! But that's what I do when I'm drunk. I make beds! Seattle, Washington
Ditzy coworker, giggling: My hair smells like Asian noodles! Des Moines, Iowa
Manager: I'd always give up something I hate for lent…like string beans, or vagina. New York City, New York Overheard by: Sarah R
Boss: Do you live to give me shit everyday?
Employee: No, but that's a great question!
Boss: Alright, let's just put our cards on the table.
Employee: Can you beat a full house? Bellevue, Washington
Phone drone, to subscriber on the phone: Every piece of information subscribers tell me I basically file away in my head as a little piece of information.
Malvern, Pennsylvania Overheard by: captainobvious
CSR: I just got one of those uh, uh, NAFTA things. What does that stand for? National Automobile–
Supervisor: Um, I think it’s North American Free Trade Agreement. Or Association. One of those two.
CSR: Are you sure it’s not National Automobile something?
Supervisor: I think you’re thinking of NASCAR?
CSR: Ahh, yes. 473 Ridge Road
Dayton, NewJersy Overheard by: office peon
CEO: [Frank] and [James] go way back. And when they start on a bid, [Frank] doesn’t shave. He grows a moustache, and when we get the deal the moustache comes off. So when I see it start coming back, I want it off. Either way, he’s still the ugliest bastard we have on the team.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY