Business Travel Also Conspires Against the Human Body and All Its Workings

Coworker #1: I had the worst case of diarrhea while I was gone.
Coworker #2: Ohmigod! Where at?
Coworker #1: On the plane.
Coworker #2: Did you go in your pants?
Coworker #1: No, I went to the bathroom.
Coworker #2: The bathroom on the plane?
Coworker #1: Yes, it was horrible! I was in there for 40 minutes. People were pounding on the door, asking if I was alright, while I had repeated bouts of diarrhea.
Coworker #2: That's sounds terrible!
Coworker #1: It was! I was so embarrassed. Battle Creek, Michigan

We Also Have a Strict No-Giggling Policy

Security guard, teaching “harassment in the workplace” class: We want to look professional in front of the patrons. So don't run around playing grab-ass at the security podium. Western New York Overheard by: Niteowl