I Know You Are but What Am I

Supervisor: I'm sorry, but were you just talking on a call? You aren't supposed to be talking on calls.
Operator: Well, I wasn't, but now I'm talking to you.
(supervisor walks off) Memphis, Tennessee Overheard by: Rider

Thanks, Adderall!

Coworker to boss: What were we talking about? Oh yeah, multitasking! Houston, Texas

But Count Me In!

IT guy #1: It seriously sounded like someone was drowning a midget [makes high-pitched gargling noises].
IT guy #2, just walking in from hall: Whoa, that’s not a conversation I’m normally apart of. Richmond, Virginia