I Can Tell by Your Eyeballs, Steve

Sales VP: We were higher at the time than we normally are. We usually shoot up after that.

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Overheard by: Come on People

Also Like the Pound

Guy in crowded elevator that smells like disinfectant: Have you ever been to jail? It smells like jail in here.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: No, I never have