The Sound of the Chainsaw Was the Tip-Off

Coworker #1: I’m really excited about getting my hair cut tonight.
Coworker #2: What are you going to have done?
Coworker #1: I don’t know. I usually just say, ‘Surprise me.’
Coworker #2: Oh. That’s what I said last time…
Coworker #1: That was a big mistake for you, wasn’t it?

111 South 1st Avenue
Wausau, Wisconsin


Overheard by: McMathis

Large and Cold and Benign?

Worker #1: Did you vote?
Worker #2: I can’t vote.
Worker #1: Why not?
Worker #2: I’m not a citizen.
Worker #1: You’re from here, no?
Worker #2: No, I’m from Canada.
Worker #1: Oh… You don’t look like a Canadian.

45 Rockefeller Center
New York, New York

Monkeys Use 3-Ring Binders

Coworker #1: Do you know what sets us apart from all other human species?
Coworker #2: Ah… what is that?
Coworker #1: Paper clips. See this paper clip in my hand. Monkey's don't have these.

Twin Cities, Minnesota