11AM ...By Abducting Them at Knifepoint.

Employee: She owed $1,000 for her electric bill and somehow paid it. I asked her how she pulled it off, and all she would say is "we have our ways." I assume it was something illegal.
Supervisor: Well... How illegal are we talking here? If it's a felony, never mind; but if it's just misdemeanor stuff, maybe we can get other people on the wagon.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Should probably leave legal advice to the experts...