9AM I Do the Checking-out Here, Sir

Older gentleman with thick Slavic accent, leaning over counter towards male cashier: Oh, those are niiice pants.
Cashier, cheeks reddening: Um, excuse me?
Older gentleman: I don't speak English so good. I am European. Your trousers, they are good. How much?

Wal-Mart
Mountain View, California

Overheard by: lith