5PM Ohio Provides Ample Evidence That There Is No Untroubled Paradise

Boss: At least we aren't in Tahiti!
Marketing guy: Tahiti?
Boss: Yeah, I heard they had a bad storm there.
Marketing guy: I didn't hear about that.
Boss: Oh... I think it was an earthquake actually.
Marketing guy: Uh-huh. You mean Haiti?
Boss: Yeah, that's it. An earthquake in Haiti.

Beachwood, Ohio

Overheard by: ~The Cleveland Kid