4PM ...Unless There's a Gun in Your Pocket.

Postal worker: Alright, "express" means this package is guaranteed to arrive by 3 pm tomorrow.
Customer: Is that free?
Postal worker: Ain't nothing free, ma'am. Ain't nothing free. $18.74, ma'am. Dig deep, now. Dig deep.

Post Office
Beaufort, South Carolina

Overheard by: Connie