4PM Your Editors Have Given Up Trying to Understand Kansas

Director: My weekend sucked... How was yours?
Minion: Great! I woke up Saturday morning with peanut butter on my face. Still can't figure that one out.
Boss, laughing: Did you have patches of hair missing too? I've heard that's bad.
Minion: No, that was my dog.

Lenexa, Kansas

Overheard by: I don't want to work with here anymore