5PM ...With Dreams Of Having a Glamorous Gay Lifestyle

40-something owner: I was working with my horse this weekend but he was being difficult. He was acting like a faggot!
Gay employee: Excuse me! I find that extremely offensive!
40-something owner: Well, you know what I mean. "Faggot" is what my friends and I used to call each other when we were kids.

Southern California

Overheard by: Could have been anybody...