11AM As Opposed to Using Those Darned Carrier Pigeons

Secretary: I waste so much time trying to make it clear and succinct, when on the phone I can just say, "send me this, I need it." Honestly, I kick and scream when I have no other choice but to use the internet!
Cheerful academic, placatingly: Well, it's great for communicating with Rome and London!

Manhattan, New York