5PM Can't Wait 'til Somebody Gets Pregnant

PMSing office worker: I'm in such a bad mood. I'm bloated and eating everything in sight. It's like, "just bleed, dammit!"
Sympathetic coworker #1: I started this morning, so you should be okay soon.
Sympathetic coworker #2: I started yesterday.
Only male in the office: Fuck me.

Norman, Oklahoma